Accessories

💎 Jewelry: Tiny Bling with Big Attitude Jewelry is basically your outfit’s way of saying, “I may be cotton, but I party like silk.” Rings are miniature power moves, earrings are face confetti, and necklaces? Necklaces are like punctuation for your collarbones. Whether it’s gold, silver, or “mysteriously turned green,” jewelry is the sparkle that says, “I’m expensive… or at least pretending convincingly.”

👜 Bags: Portable Chaos with Style Bags are the stylish black holes of your life. They carry everything from your phone to that granola bar you forgot in 2019. Totes scream “I read books and buy kale,” clutches whisper “I’m impractical but cute,” and backpacks say “I’m ready for anything—including a spontaneous hike or emotional breakdown.” A good bag holds your secrets. A great bag holds snacks.

🎩 Hats: Headwear with Personality Disorders Hats are like mood rings for your scalp. A fedora says “I write poetry and own three scarves,” a baseball cap says “I haven’t washed my hair,” and a beanie says “I’m chill but also deeply mysterious.” Hats don’t just cover your head—they announce your vibe before you even speak. Bonus: they double as emergency sun shields and bad hair day erasers.